Since my novel about mummies is having a bit of a resurrection, it's time I tell you about another terrible idea I had: I wrote a full episode of Sex and the City where Carrie dates a mummy. You know, it's a metaphor about the dangers of bringing stuff back from the dead. You get…
I've got a story in The Hard Times today that sums up how much I miss performing in and watching live shows.
Forlorn Man Sends $18.50 to Ticketmaster Just to Feel Something Again
I love this funny & smart podcast from comedians Andy Wood and Matt Kirshen. They had me on to talk about Jeopardy, Mars, magic mushrooms, and more!
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Exactly one thing happened to me since Covid started: I met a conman.
Read all about it on Medium
Just in time to be three months too late for the pandemic lock down, I wrote a little thing about how to keep houseplants alive that I learned the hard way.
Read my guide to plants here.
This kinda blew up. They even talked about it on Australian Radio. Isn't that crazy? Anyway, here it is. Apparently I'm not good enough to be an astronaut.
Read my NASA rejection letter here.
I was a guest on this fun podcast by two Portland comedy greats, Susan Rice and Art Krug. We talked a lot about my comedy classes and other projects.
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I sat down with the crew from Tour Punisher (a show about how hard it is to be a touring musician) to talk about the overlaps and underlaps(?) with comedy touring. Really good chat. Check it out.
Listen to Alex Falcone on Tour Punisher
I wrote a new blog post about the time in high school I found out I was everybody's #1 enemy, according to science.
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When I get booked on a cool show, I frequently get messages from comics asking, “hey, how’d you get on that?” or “Can you give me the booker info for that show?” I try to be helpful, but I thought it’d be useful to get the longer version so you can learn what the process…