Since my novel about mummies is having a bit of a resurrection, it's time I tell you about another terrible idea I had: I wrote a full episode of Sex and the City where Carrie dates a mummy. You know, it's a metaphor about the dangers of bringing stuff back from the dead. You get…
I've got a story in The Hard Times today that sums up how much I miss performing in and watching live shows.
Forlorn Man Sends $18.50 to Ticketmaster Just to Feel Something Again
Exactly one thing happened to me since Covid started: I met a conman.
Read all about it on Medium
Just in time to be three months too late for the pandemic lock down, I wrote a little thing about how to keep houseplants alive that I learned the hard way.
Read my guide to plants here.
This kinda blew up. They even talked about it on Australian Radio. Isn't that crazy? Anyway, here it is. Apparently I'm not good enough to be an astronaut.
Read my NASA rejection letter here.
I wrote a new blog post about the time in high school I found out I was everybody's #1 enemy, according to science.
Check it out!
When I get booked on a cool show, I frequently get messages from comics asking, “hey, how’d you get on that?” or “Can you give me the booker info for that show?” I try to be helpful, but I thought it’d be useful to get the longer version so you can learn what the process…
It's time once again for all the comedians in town plus the funny guy from Toast Masters to try to impress a group of local DJs. If you're interested in summitting that particular mountain so you can have a mediocre regional credit, then you're in luck. I've developed a foolproof system which I will provide…
It's my annual column for the Portland Mercury of things I would like removed from Portland in the upcoming year. In truth it's just a list of jokes, some local some not so much. This is probably the best one I've done.
Read it now!
How I use technology to make standup easier.